Word for today:
Two blondes were exiting a restaurant when they discovered, to their horror, that they had locked their keys in their car.
The one blonde says to the other, “What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?”
The other one replied, “No, people will think we’re trying to break in.”
The first one said, “Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?”
The second one answered, “No, people will think we’re too stupid to use the coat hanger.”
The first blonde said, “Well, we’d better think of something quick because it’s starting to rain and the sunroof is open.”