Revenge of the Blonde

The Revenge of the Blonde

A blonde woman was sick and tired






Tired

Cansado


of all the unfair






Unfair

Injusto


jokes about blondes. One evening, she went






Go

Go Go
Go Went Gone Ir
Went Go
Go Went Gone Ir
Gone Go
Go Went Gone Ir

Ir



home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office






Office

Escritório


the next day, some guy started telling






Tell

Tell Tell
Tell Told Told Contar, dizer, falar
Told Tell
Tell Told Told Contar, dizer, falar
Told

Contar, dizer, falar

a dumb






Dumb

Besta, idiota, burro


blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement. "I’ve had






Have

Have Have
Have Had Had Ter
Had Have
Have Had Had Ter
Had

Ter



it up to here with the blonde jokes. I want you to know






To Know

Know To Know
Know Knew Known Saber, Conhecer
Knew To Know
Know Knew Known Saber, Conhecer
Known To Know
Know Knew Known Saber, Conhecer

Saber, Conhecer



that this blonde went home last night






Last night

Ontem à noite



and did






Do

Do Do
Do Did Done Fazer (atividade)
Did Do
Do Did Done Fazer (atividade)
Done Do
Do Did Done Fazer (atividade)

Fazer (atividade)



something probably






Probably

Provavelmente


none






None

Nenhum (a)



of you could do






Do

Do Did Done

Fazer (atividade)



. I memorized all of the state capitals."

One of the guys, of course






Of course

É claro, logicamente, obviamente

, said






Say

Say Said Say
Say Said Said Dizer
Said

Dizer



, "I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Texas?"

"T!" she answered.