Expression for today:
Dia da Mentira
Atheists need holiday
An atheist became incensed
Enfurecido
over
Exemplo: It’s over! (acabou!)
Christmas holiday preparations. He filed a lawsuit
Caso arquivado
about the constant celebrations given to Christians and Jews, while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The case
Caso
was brought before a judge. After listening to the long, passionate presentation by the atheist’s lawyer
Advogado
, the judge banged
Bater (como martelo)
his gavel
martelo (do juiz)
and declared, "Case dismissed
Caso arquivado
!"
The lawyer immediately stood up
Ficaram/ficou de pé
and objected to the ruling
Decisão Judicial
. "Your honor, how can
Verbo “poder”
you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter, and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur, and Hanukkah. Yet, my client
Cliente
and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward
inclinou-se para frente
in his chair and simply said, "Obviously, your client is too confused to know about, much less celebrate his own
Próprio
atheist holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said, "Your honor, we are unaware
inconsciente
of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be?"
The judge replied
, "Well
poço
, it comes every year on exactly the same date. Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool
tolo
says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, if your client says there is no God then, according to
the Bible
, he is a fool. April Fool
tolo
‘s Day is his holiday. Now, get out of my courtroom!"
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Gavel
Lawsuit